PUNCH,

OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

Vol. 148.


January 27, 1915.


[Pg 61]

CHARIVARIA.

"Herts are doing well," reports Lord Cavan in a letter fromthe Front received at Stevenage. Herts, in fact, are trumps.

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In Germany it is now said that the Kaiser will receive Calaisas a birthday present. In France, however, it is said that it will bePas de Calais.

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The English governess whose book Messrs. Chapman and Hall havejust published says of the Kaiser:—"When he made a witticismhe laughed out aloud, opening his mouth, throwing back his headslightly with a little jerk, and looking one straight in the eyes." Itseems a lot of trouble to take to intimate that one has made a joke,but no doubt his hearers found it helpful.

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Further details of the battle off the Falkland Islands are now tohand. Von Spee, the German Admiral, it seems, ordered "Noquarter"—to which our men retorted, "Not half."

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An Express correspondent reports from Belgium that the Germans nowhave a number of monitor-like vessels at Zeebrugge which have only onelarge gun and "sit low in the water." We trust our Navy may be reliedupon to make them sit lower still.

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With regard to the occupation of Swakopmund the Vossische Zeitungnow says that this proceeding of war in South-West Africa is withoutsignificance. It seems rather churlish of our contemporary not to pointthis out until we have had the trouble of taking the place.

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A Berlin despatch announces that Dr. Weill, the member ofthe Reichstag who entered the French army, has been deprived of hisGerman nationality. We fear that Dr. Weill omitted some of theformalities.

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We cannot blame the ex-Khedive for assuming that his life isof value. He is to direct operations in Egypt from Geneva.

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"CARDINAL MERCIER

Belief that he does not enjoy
full Liberty.
"

These headlines are regrettable. They make it possible for the Germansto say, "What's the good of giving him full liberty if he does notenjoy it?"

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On more than one occasion lately the Special Constables have beancalled out only to kick their heels for a considerable time at thelocal police station. There is some grumbling as to this, it being feltthat they might have been told, anyhow, to bring their knitting withthem.

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The Glasgow Evening Times must not be surprised if it loses a fewsubscribers among the members of the R.A.M.C. owing to the followinganswer to a correspondent in its issue of the 15th inst.:—"'18'(Falkirk)—Delicate lads are of little use in the Army. You might trythe Royal Army Medical Corps."

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With reference to the action brought by Sir Hiram Maxim torestrain an alleged nuisance from noise and vibration caused by a firmof builders, our sympathy certainly went out to the defendants, for whocould have guessed that the inventor of the famous machine-gun wouldhave a rooted objection to noise?

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The new West London Police Court was opened last week, a

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